The wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   Turn on the Xmas lights, cue the mall muzak, release the elves into Santa's grotto, stick Cliff's "Mistletoe and Wine" on endless repeat, and welcome to Kitschmas 2011. Below is our "annual" list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world.     1. Holy Family tea bags   2. Martin Loofah King   3. Pope Vicky     4. Blessed Virgin Mary ring   5. Cross Christmas tree   6. Heroes of Science tree ornaments     7. Cliff Calendar 2012   8. GPS tracker for Baby Jesus   9. Papa Benny cardboard cutout     10. Crucifix cookie cutter   11. Dick Dawkins earrings   12. iPulpit         BONUS! 13. Billy Graham doll             Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born! Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for atheists. You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless! Spotted an item which you think could have made the cut in this year's 12 Days of Kitschmas? Let us know about it!