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shipmates are currently on the bulletin boards, talking about...         Sexing up Narnia With the imminent arrival of the movie Prince Caspian, Matt Page talks to Douglas Gresham, stepson of CS Lewis and film producer, about God, Narnia and making movies for aliens.   Benny and the junk In the wake of the Pope's American gig, here is the Ship of Fools guide to the top 10 papal souvenirs.   Late at Paddy's Wigwam Even the priest was late for Mass, says one of our Mystery Worshippers, visiting Liverpool.   Faith, hope and charity shop Vote for the worst Christian album cover of all time – rescued from second-hand retailers worldwide. MLK: unrestful Christian 40th years after the assassination of Martin Luther King, Iwan Russell Jones reflects on King's costly commitment to Christian unrest. Celebrating 10 years on the high seas of the Net After a decade online, we look back on the voyage highlights, including the Rowan Bear, online church... and Jesus' evil twin. Dry up those dreams When Sid G Hedges penned a booklet for "growing boys" in 1941, he had no idea it would one day become a cult classic. Steve Goddard gives his testimony. Banana wars In our first FruitTube feature, Kirk Cameron's "proof" for the existence of God frees a YouTube subscriber from raging guilt. Tackling the Teflon Televangelists Exasperated US journalist Mark Pinsky asks why, in spite of decades of detailed exposés, the faithful remain happy to be fleeced by TV preachers begging for their born-again bucks. Bards 'n' Bobbleheads Write a poem celebrating our 10th anniversary and you could win the ultimate nod of appreciation – a Bobblehead Jesus. Seize the Net Christians have been so slow to grasp the idea of online church that the moment has almost passed, says Mark Howe It's what we did Let us go even unto Southwark and see the Bishop, lying in a gutter. The 12 days of Kitschmas Our seasonal roundup of the most blessed religious products, worldwide. The perfect 10? Simon Parke offers 10 new commandments, because life could be better. One and a half cheers for Dawkins Richard D is out of his depth in The God Delusion, says Steve Tomkins. Bethlehem's Wailing Wall How to turn the famous city into a prison camp.   See our latest caption competition, . Our latest reports from churches around the world include... Los Alamos, USA York, UK Belfast, N Ireland Loughborough, UK Albany, USA Harris, UK Ryndam, Pacific Pasig, Philippines Malton, UK Sydney, Oz Sharjah, UAE El Mirage, USA Jesmond, UK Bloomfield, USA Coventry, UK Mooroolbark, Oz Hong Kong, China London, UK New Haven, USA Burgos, Spain See our latest Loose Canon, on the Scrooge's saintly daughter. Introducing a new Ship of Fools regular feature for our 10th birthday. Our new look Simon Jenkins explains the new look of the site for the Ship's 10th birthday.