Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition. To post your caption to the above picture, click here. Or follow the links below to read the brilliant contributions of others, and post your own from there. The Captioneers Sun Jan 4 (12:14 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:17 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:17 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:19 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:20 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:23 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:25 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:27 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Jan 4 (13:29 GMT) Moroni Made Me Do It Sun Jan 4 (13:31 GMT) Moroni Made Me Do It Sun Jan 4 (13:36 GMT) chrisb Sun Jan 4 (16:29 GMT) chrisb Sun Jan 4 (16:31 GMT) The Frantic Ninja of You-Know-Where Sun Jan 4 (16:39 GMT) The Curled Spring Sun Jan 4 (16:42 GMT) maud Sun Jan 4 (16:48 GMT) j2j Sun Jan 4 (16:51 GMT) inabsentia Sun Jan 4 (16:53 GMT) margarite Sun Jan 4 (16:55 GMT) intaglio Sun Jan 4 (16:56 GMT) Jim Barrett Sun Jan 4 (16:57 GMT) harold Sun Jan 4 (16:58 GMT) Fatbelly Sun Jan 4 (16:59 GMT) jerome Sun Jan 4 (17:00 GMT) Jocular Sun Jan 4 (17:05 GMT) margarite Sun Jan 4 (17:06 GMT) righteousnessrules Sun Jan 4 (17:07 GMT) outrageous Sun Jan 4 (17:10 GMT) caustic Sun Jan 4 (17:12 GMT) justaminute Sun Jan 4 (17:15 GMT) margarite Sun Jan 4 (17:20 GMT) infidel Sun Jan 4 (17:23 GMT) carsoncity Sun Jan 4 (17:26 GMT) irony Sun Jan 4 (17:59 GMT) j2j Sun Jan 4 (18:02 GMT) cathy Sun Jan 4 (18:05 GMT) maud Sun Jan 4 (18:08 GMT) justaminute Sun Jan 4 (18:10 GMT) in absentia Sun Jan 4 (18:12 GMT) RevoCate Sun Jan 4 (18:18 GMT) psalmy Sun Jan 4 (18:21 GMT) caustic Sun Jan 4 (18:24 GMT) hopeful Sun Jan 4 (18:27 GMT) Meg the Cat Sun Jan 4 (19:01 GMT) Umadas Bharat Sun Jan 4 (19:11 GMT) U,B, Sun Jan 4 (19:12 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Publicity Manager for Skegness Sun Jan 4 (19:36 GMT) U.B. Sun Jan 4 (20:54 GMT) Phred22 Sun Jan 4 (20:59 GMT) U.B. Sun Jan 4 (21:10 GMT) fatbelly Sun Jan 4 (21:19 GMT) fatbelly Sun Jan 4 (21:23 GMT) U.B. Sun Jan 4 (21:29 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Sun Jan 4 (22:51 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Sun Jan 4 (23:07 GMT) Pax Romana Mon Jan 5 (00:03 GMT) maud Mon Jan 5 (00:04 GMT) Pax Romana Mon Jan 5 (00:07 GMT) j2j Mon Jan 5 (00:28 GMT) j2j Mon Jan 5 (00:28 GMT) iconography Mon Jan 5 (00:30 GMT) j2j Mon Jan 5 (00:45 GMT) nonsequitor Mon Jan 5 (00:56 GMT) orfeo Mon Jan 5 (02:01 GMT) orfeo Mon Jan 5 (02:03 GMT) cathy Mon Jan 5 (02:37 GMT) zoology Mon Jan 5 (02:42 GMT) margarite Mon Jan 5 (02:47 GMT) mystified Mon Jan 5 (02:54 GMT) jocular Mon Jan 5 (03:01 GMT) correction Mon Jan 5 (03:03 GMT) KittyLover Mon Jan 5 (07:42 GMT) KittyLover Mon Jan 5 (07:44 GMT) KittyLover Mon Jan 5 (07:45 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:42 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:43 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:45 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:46 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:47 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:48 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:49 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Jan 5 (08:50 GMT) The Vapour Mon Jan 5 (08:56 GMT) Chorister Mon Jan 5 (08:59 GMT) Chorister Mon Jan 5 (09:01 GMT) Chorister Mon Jan 5 (09:03 GMT) Chorister Mon Jan 5 (09:05 GMT) Chorister Mon Jan 5 (09:08 GMT) Chorister Mon Jan 5 (09:10 GMT) Father David Mon Jan 5 (10:13 GMT) Father David Mon Jan 5 (10:14 GMT) Father David Mon Jan 5 (10:16 GMT) Shirls Mon Jan 5 (10:22 GMT) letter to Skegness Council Mon Jan 5 (11:17 GMT) jayse uk Mon Jan 5 (11:35 GMT) GeneralGiro Mon Jan 5 (11:41 GMT) chrisb Mon Jan 5 (11:58 GMT) chrisb Mon Jan 5 (13:07 GMT) Fr Ernest Fartproud Mon Jan 5 (13:28 GMT) TheG Mon Jan 5 (14:37 GMT) TheG Mon Jan 5 (14:42 GMT) TheG Mon Jan 5 (14:58 GMT) TheG Mon Jan 5 (15:06 GMT) TheG Mon Jan 5 (15:15 GMT) Phred22 Mon Jan 5 (16:52 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (17:58 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (18:02 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (18:04 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (18:06 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (18:11 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Mon Jan 5 (18:15 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (18:16 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Jan 5 (18:24 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Publicity Manager for Skegness Mon Jan 5 (18:29 GMT) @#@ Mon Jan 5 (19:00 GMT) @#@ Mon Jan 5 (19:02 GMT) @#@ Mon Jan 5 (19:05 GMT) @#@ Mon Jan 5 (19:09 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Mon Jan 5 (19:11 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Mon Jan 5 (19:15 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Mon Jan 5 (19:23 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Mon Jan 5 (19:26 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Mon Jan 5 (19:35 GMT) chrisb Mon Jan 5 (20:24 GMT) Richard the Loin-hearted Mon Jan 5 (20:59 GMT) Richard the Loin-hearted Mon Jan 5 (21:00 GMT) Premier Legal Services Dubai--Skegness enquiry Mon Jan 5 (21:51 GMT) TheG Mon Jan 5 (22:13 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Publicity Manager for Skegness Mon Jan 5 (22:15 GMT) U.B. Mon Jan 5 (23:02 GMT) Hedgehog Mon Jan 5 (23:04 GMT) Hedgehog Mon Jan 5 (23:06 GMT) BruceW Mon Jan 5 (23:31 GMT) BruceW Mon Jan 5 (23:32 GMT) BruceW Mon Jan 5 (23:37 GMT) Phred22 Tue Jan 6 (02:43 GMT) U.B. Tue Jan 6 (04:31 GMT) U.B. Tue Jan 6 (05:33 GMT) U.B. Tue Jan 6 (05:40 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Jan 6 (08:34 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Jan 6 (08:35 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Jan 6 (08:36 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Jan 6 (08:39 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Publicity Manager for Skegness Tue Jan 6 (09:03 GMT) chrisb Tue Jan 6 (09:56 GMT) Houston Dunleavy Tue Jan 6 (10:35 GMT) Margaret Tue Jan 6 (10:38 GMT) Houston Dunleavy Tue Jan 6 (10:45 GMT) Margaret Tue Jan 6 (10:47 GMT) The Bishop of Barking Mad Tue Jan 6 (10:58 GMT) Mark Askew Tue Jan 6 (11:43 GMT) Mark Askew Tue Jan 6 (11:45 GMT) Tue Jan 6 (15:10 GMT) RevTom Tue Jan 6 (15:22 GMT) RevTom Tue Jan 6 (15:23 GMT) zigfield Tue Jan 6 (17:06 GMT) Chorister Tue Jan 6 (17:16 GMT) Chorister Tue Jan 6 (17:19 GMT) Chorister Tue Jan 6 (17:21 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (17:49 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (17:52 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (17:54 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (17:56 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (17:57 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (18:02 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Jan 6 (18:04 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Tue Jan 6 (23:37 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Jan 7 (03:26 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Jan 7 (03:27 GMT) U.B. Wed Jan 7 (05:14 GMT) Ross Wed Jan 7 (05:47 GMT) U.B. Wed Jan 7 (06:01 GMT) cathy Wed Jan 7 (06:21 GMT) Houston Dunleavy Wed Jan 7 (08:18 GMT) Thannoise Wed Jan 7 (08:52 GMT) chrisb Wed Jan 7 (09:59 GMT) chrisb Wed Jan 7 (10:04 GMT) dave watts Wed Jan 7 (10:28 GMT) dave watts Wed Jan 7 (10:34 GMT) dave watts Wed Jan 7 (10:42 GMT) Thannoise Wed Jan 7 (11:01 GMT) Chorister Wed Jan 7 (11:56 GMT) Pasco Wed Jan 7 (12:33 GMT) Pasco Wed Jan 7 (13:07 GMT) Phred22 Wed Jan 7 (15:27 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Jan 7 (17:21 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Jan 7 (17:25 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Jan 7 (17:30 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Jan 7 (17:33 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Jan 7 (17:36 GMT) Wed Jan 7 (17:37 GMT) Richard the Loin-hearted Wed Jan 7 (17:38 GMT) Richard the Loin-hearted Wed Jan 7 (17:42 GMT) Richard the Loin-hearted Wed Jan 7 (17:50 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jan 7 (18:45 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jan 7 (18:46 GMT) chrisb Wed Jan 7 (19:29 GMT) U.B. Wed Jan 7 (20:16 GMT) Albert Ross Wed Jan 7 (21:53 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Jan 7 (22:09 GMT) Br Mal d'Amor Wed Jan 7 (22:14 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Thu Jan 8 (00:01 GMT) Jon Fober Thu Jan 8 (01:13 GMT) Pax Romana Thu Jan 8 (02:42 GMT) U.B. Thu Jan 8 (05:20 GMT) U.B. Thu Jan 8 (05:57 GMT) j2j Thu Jan 8 (07:03 GMT) margarite Thu Jan 8 (07:06 GMT) zigfield Thu Jan 8 (07:11 GMT) inflamatory Thu Jan 8 (07:13 GMT) Pasco Thu Jan 8 (10:27 GMT) The Revd Hugh Jarce Thu Jan 8 (11:02 GMT) Fr Ivor Lacey-Cotter Thu Jan 8 (14:17 GMT) Albert Ross Thu Jan 8 (20:38 GMT) U.B. Thu Jan 8 (20:55 GMT) U.B. Thu Jan 8 (21:06 GMT) U.B. Thu Jan 8 (21:37 GMT) rachel hughes Thu Jan 8 (22:10 GMT) Hedgehog Thu Jan 8 (22:15 GMT) Hedgehog Thu Jan 8 (22:16 GMT) Hedgehog Thu Jan 8 (22:18 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Thu Jan 8 (22:44 GMT) The Holy Grunger of Antioch Thu Jan 8 (23:45 GMT) The Chuckling Scoffer of Melbourne Thu Jan 8 (23:47 GMT) Phred22 Fri Jan 9 (03:25 GMT) U.B. Fri Jan 9 (04:45 GMT) U.B. Fri Jan 9 (05:46 GMT) Junior Randolph Fri Jan 9 (06:42 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Fri Jan 9 (08:24 GMT) Premier Legal Services Dubai..for Skegness Fri Jan 9 (10:18 GMT) Ha! Ha! Ha! Fri Jan 9 (10:50 GMT) Fr Ernest Fartproud Fri Jan 9 (10:54 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Publicity Manager for Skegness Fri Jan 9 (12:09 GMT) @#@ Fri Jan 9 (13:07 GMT) @#@ Fri Jan 9 (13:11 GMT) Disgruntled of Skegness's Mother Fri Jan 9 (13:35 GMT)   The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, The future's orange. Seen a promising picture? Help us find new pictures for the competition. Send us your best pics, and please let us know where you found them.