Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition. To post your caption to the above picture, click here. Or follow the links below to read the brilliant contributions of others, and post your own from there. The Captioneers Tue Jul 29 (15:09 GMT) Phred22 Tue Jul 29 (16:20 GMT) ElizaG Tue Jul 29 (17:37 GMT) TheG Tue Jul 29 (17:38 GMT) ElizaG Tue Jul 29 (17:43 GMT) Stickman Tue Jul 29 (17:56 GMT) Stickman Tue Jul 29 (18:00 GMT) Revd LB Cross Tue Jul 29 (18:32 GMT) Revd LB Cross Tue Jul 29 (18:36 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Tue Jul 29 (19:36 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Tue Jul 29 (19:37 GMT) Rev Wood Tue Jul 29 (19:46 GMT) Hedgerow Priest Tue Jul 29 (20:06 GMT) Qwerty Tue Jul 29 (20:14 GMT) TheG Tue Jul 29 (21:27 GMT) TheG Tue Jul 29 (21:38 GMT) clay bryant Tue Jul 29 (21:43 GMT) Ian Shaw Tue Jul 29 (22:58 GMT) Dunno Tue Jul 29 (23:31 GMT) Dunno Tue Jul 29 (23:35 GMT) Martin Tue Jul 29 (23:48 GMT) Phred22 Wed Jul 30 (00:37 GMT) SpikeyPants (the original) Wed Jul 30 (02:32 GMT) Wed Jul 30 (06:04 GMT) maud Wed Jul 30 (07:26 GMT) inflamatory Wed Jul 30 (07:28 GMT) harold Wed Jul 30 (07:36 GMT) carsoncity Wed Jul 30 (07:40 GMT) zigfield Wed Jul 30 (07:49 GMT) j24 Wed Jul 30 (07:51 GMT) jerome Wed Jul 30 (07:53 GMT) mystified Wed Jul 30 (07:55 GMT) treemont Wed Jul 30 (07:59 GMT) Fr Ernest Fartproud Wed Jul 30 (09:07 GMT) Marilyn Wed Jul 30 (09:13 GMT) The Revd D Vader Wed Jul 30 (09:39 GMT) The Revd Polly Esther Gusset Wed Jul 30 (09:41 GMT) The Bishop of Borham Stiff Wed Jul 30 (09:43 GMT) @#@ Wed Jul 30 (11:37 GMT) TheG Wed Jul 30 (13:10 GMT) Saul the Apostle Wed Jul 30 (14:41 GMT) Fr Ernest Fartproud Wed Jul 30 (15:07 GMT) The Bishop of Barking Mad Wed Jul 30 (15:09 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jul 30 (15:38 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jul 30 (15:43 GMT) Oklahoma Brian Wed Jul 30 (15:45 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jul 30 (15:47 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jul 30 (15:49 GMT) KittyLover Wed Jul 30 (15:50 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Jul 30 (17:22 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Jul 30 (17:23 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Jul 30 (17:25 GMT) TheG Wed Jul 30 (17:27 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Jul 30 (17:27 GMT) t Wed Jul 30 (17:28 GMT) TheG Wed Jul 30 (17:33 GMT) TheG Wed Jul 30 (17:38 GMT) LBman Wed Jul 30 (20:34 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Jul 30 (20:42 GMT) JimmyJ Wed Jul 30 (20:43 GMT) The Joker Wed Jul 30 (20:44 GMT) JimmyJ Wed Jul 30 (20:49 GMT) JimmyJ Wed Jul 30 (20:52 GMT) @#@ Wed Jul 30 (21:12 GMT) Quin Wed Jul 30 (21:37 GMT) @#@ Wed Jul 30 (22:24 GMT) @#@ Wed Jul 30 (22:25 GMT) Jon Fober Thu Jul 31 (00:29 GMT) Martin Thu Jul 31 (01:37 GMT) Thu Jul 31 (03:38 GMT) @#@ Thu Jul 31 (04:38 GMT) @#@ Thu Jul 31 (04:45 GMT) The Revd U V Spectrum Thu Jul 31 (09:09 GMT) Fr William Bunter Thu Jul 31 (09:13 GMT) Father David Thu Jul 31 (09:14 GMT) Father David Thu Jul 31 (09:17 GMT) Canon Peter Thu Jul 31 (09:19 GMT) Thu Jul 31 (10:26 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Thu Jul 31 (10:52 GMT) PoLo Thu Jul 31 (13:00 GMT) Doin' the Lambeth Walk , Oi! Thu Jul 31 (13:14 GMT) LLAISGWIRIONDEB Thu Jul 31 (13:30 GMT) KittyLover Thu Jul 31 (13:38 GMT) The Joker Thu Jul 31 (13:49 GMT) chrisb Thu Jul 31 (13:59 GMT) chrisb Thu Jul 31 (14:02 GMT) jen Thu Jul 31 (14:06 GMT) Canon Peter Thu Jul 31 (14:26 GMT) The Cabbie Thu Jul 31 (14:28 GMT) Phred22 Thu Jul 31 (16:20 GMT) St. Mary Of Agreda's Chilibowl Thu Jul 31 (18:18 GMT) Sinbad Thu Jul 31 (20:13 GMT) Sinbad Thu Jul 31 (20:15 GMT) EnochWoz Thu Jul 31 (21:24 GMT) EnochWoz Thu Jul 31 (21:28 GMT) EnochWoz Thu Jul 31 (21:31 GMT) EnochWoz Thu Jul 31 (21:32 GMT) EnochWoz Thu Jul 31 (21:44 GMT) Dustball Thu Jul 31 (22:39 GMT) ElizaG Thu Jul 31 (22:42 GMT) ElizaG Thu Jul 31 (22:44 GMT) EnochWoz Thu Jul 31 (22:49 GMT) @#@ Thu Jul 31 (23:05 GMT) uncle Thu Jul 31 (23:22 GMT) uncle Thu Jul 31 (23:26 GMT) uncle Thu Jul 31 (23:55 GMT) uncle Fri Aug 1 (00:01 GMT) uncle Fri Aug 1 (00:02 GMT) Qwerty Fri Aug 1 (00:03 GMT) uncle Fri Aug 1 (00:04 GMT) uncle Fri Aug 1 (00:06 GMT) Qwerty Fri Aug 1 (00:18 GMT) @#@ Fri Aug 1 (02:05 GMT) @#@ Fri Aug 1 (02:08 GMT) Canon Peter Fri Aug 1 (08:11 GMT) Bikers' Annual Bash Fri Aug 1 (08:30 GMT) George Robey Fri Aug 1 (08:32 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Fri Aug 1 (09:03 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Fri Aug 1 (09:08 GMT) Klingon Chancellor Gorkon Fri Aug 1 (09:53 GMT) Canon Peter Fri Aug 1 (09:55 GMT) Gloria Fri Aug 1 (12:18 GMT) TheG Fri Aug 1 (14:07 GMT) TheG Fri Aug 1 (14:18 GMT) Letter to Skegness Council Fri Aug 1 (15:56 GMT) Phred22 Fri Aug 1 (16:21 GMT) Phred22 Fri Aug 1 (16:22 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Fri Aug 1 (18:26 GMT) EnochWoz Fri Aug 1 (19:40 GMT) mirrizin Fri Aug 1 (20:29 GMT) Dunno Fri Aug 1 (21:19 GMT) Dustball Fri Aug 1 (21:51 GMT) EnochWoz Fri Aug 1 (21:57 GMT) Houston Dunleavy Sat Aug 2 (01:35 GMT) Phred22 Sat Aug 2 (02:05 GMT) Derek Taylor Sat Aug 2 (05:35 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Aug 2 (07:19 GMT) Lam Beth Sat Aug 2 (09:12 GMT) EnochWoz Sat Aug 2 (18:16 GMT) EnochWoz Sat Aug 2 (18:21 GMT) Pardon Me. Sat Aug 2 (19:14 GMT) Canon Peter Sat Aug 2 (19:29 GMT) Canon Frank Incense Sat Aug 2 (19:33 GMT) Canon Peter Sat Aug 2 (19:35 GMT) Secretary. Churces together in Skegness Sat Aug 2 (20:54 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Sat Aug 2 (21:21 GMT) Phred22 Sun Aug 3 (00:51 GMT) uncle Sun Aug 3 (03:13 GMT) uncle Sun Aug 3 (03:16 GMT) uncle Sun Aug 3 (03:18 GMT) Sun Aug 3 (03:22 GMT) stu Sun Aug 3 (06:48 GMT) stu Sun Aug 3 (06:49 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Sun Aug 3 (10:31 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Sun Aug 3 (10:40 GMT) YoungMasterPete Sun Aug 3 (14:07 GMT) gianbattista Sun Aug 3 (16:40 GMT) gianbattista Sun Aug 3 (16:43 GMT) castaway Sun Aug 3 (19:11 GMT) Jon Fober Sun Aug 3 (20:04 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:19 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:21 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:23 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:24 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:25 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:36 GMT) The 5th Horseman Sun Aug 3 (20:37 GMT) Peter Principle Rimmer (failed Anglican priest) for Secretary. Churces together in Skegness Sun Aug 3 (21:35 GMT) Disgruntled of Skegness`s Mother Sun Aug 3 (21:40 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Sun Aug 3 (22:08 GMT) Phred22 Sun Aug 3 (23:48 GMT) Sinbad Sun Aug 3 (23:49 GMT) Sinbad Mon Aug 4 (00:01 GMT) @#@ Mon Aug 4 (03:21 GMT) inflamatory Mon Aug 4 (03:42 GMT) classic1 Mon Aug 4 (03:42 GMT) RPM Mon Aug 4 (11:14 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Aug 4 (11:39 GMT) maud Mon Aug 4 (13:27 GMT) harold Mon Aug 4 (13:30 GMT) mystified Mon Aug 4 (13:32 GMT) anbulet Mon Aug 4 (13:40 GMT) josie Mon Aug 4 (13:46 GMT) treemont Mon Aug 4 (13:49 GMT) TheG Mon Aug 4 (14:00 GMT) Phred22 Mon Aug 4 (14:10 GMT) harold Mon Aug 4 (14:11 GMT) Twinkle Mon Aug 4 (15:32 GMT) KittyLover Mon Aug 4 (15:45 GMT) KittyLover Mon Aug 4 (15:52 GMT) KittyLover Mon Aug 4 (15:53 GMT) KittyLover Mon Aug 4 (15:55 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:40 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:42 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:43 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:46 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:48 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:50 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:52 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:55 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:58 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (16:59 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (17:00 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (17:02 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon Aug 4 (17:08 GMT) KittyLover Mon Aug 4 (20:06 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Mon Aug 4 (21:17 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Mon Aug 4 (21:20 GMT) Phred Tue Aug 5 (00:43 GMT) @#@ Tue Aug 5 (01:29 GMT) HildaBede Tue Aug 5 (07:30 GMT) chrisb Tue Aug 5 (10:12 GMT) Twinkle Tue Aug 5 (11:30 GMT) Letter to Skegness Council Tue Aug 5 (12:00 GMT) @#@ Tue Aug 5 (12:37 GMT) TheG Tue Aug 5 (14:39 GMT) Phred22 Tue Aug 5 (14:50 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Aug 5 (16:55 GMT) EnochWoz Tue Aug 5 (17:03 GMT) EnochWoz Tue Aug 5 (17:05 GMT) the sad old fat fart of a mad yeti who has just been out on the patio but came back in as it was getting a bit wet and finds that he is starting to miss the old home land Tue Aug 5 (18:10 GMT) King's Girl Tue Aug 5 (18:23 GMT) King's Girl Tue Aug 5 (18:24 GMT) OldDog Tue Aug 5 (20:40 GMT) KittyLover Tue Aug 5 (20:51 GMT) letter to Skegness Council Tue Aug 5 (20:55 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Tue Aug 5 (21:36 GMT) Phred22 Tue Aug 5 (23:26 GMT) Wed Aug 6 (02:36 GMT) Sladey Wed Aug 6 (04:17 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Aug 6 (08:09 GMT) RickyRick Wed Aug 6 (09:56 GMT) wayno Wed Aug 6 (10:02 GMT) @#@ Wed Aug 6 (10:28 GMT) The Chuckling Scoffer of Melborne Wed Aug 6 (10:35 GMT) @#@ Wed Aug 6 (11:22 GMT) Fr Ernest Fartproud Wed Aug 6 (13:59 GMT) The Revd D Vider Wed Aug 6 (14:03 GMT) Wed Aug 6 (14:52 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Wed Aug 6 (15:02 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:11 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:12 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:13 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:23 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:27 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:34 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:36 GMT) Pax Romana Wed Aug 6 (15:38 GMT) Twinkle Wed Aug 6 (15:44 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Aug 6 (16:41 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Aug 6 (16:43 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Aug 6 (16:49 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Aug 6 (16:54 GMT) KittyLover Wed Aug 6 (17:19 GMT) KittyLover Wed Aug 6 (17:20 GMT) gospelpimp Wed Aug 6 (19:52 GMT) TheG Wed Aug 6 (20:48 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Wed Aug 6 (20:54 GMT) TheG Wed Aug 6 (20:55 GMT) Phred22 Wed Aug 6 (21:24 GMT) EnochWoz Wed Aug 6 (21:32 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Wed Aug 6 (21:36 GMT) JB Thu Aug 7 (06:43 GMT) The Revd D Arthur Vidler Thu Aug 7 (09:33 GMT) Canon Peter Thu Aug 7 (09:45 GMT) TML Thu Aug 7 (10:42 GMT) Pasco Thu Aug 7 (11:06 GMT) End Trafficking Thu Aug 7 (13:18 GMT) RayT Thu Aug 7 (14:53 GMT) Tributary Thu Aug 7 (16:17 GMT) Punjabberwocky Thu Aug 7 (18:19 GMT) Punjabberwocky Thu Aug 7 (18:21 GMT) Punjabberwocky Thu Aug 7 (18:23 GMT) Punjabberwocky Thu Aug 7 (18:32 GMT) Albert Ross Thu Aug 7 (18:42 GMT) Twinkle Thu Aug 7 (18:46 GMT)   The winners! 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