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My kingdom for a car park

On Friday, 27 March 2015, the new tomb of King Richard III was revealed in a ceremony at Leicester Cathedral, His Majesty's earthly remains having previously lain in repose beneath the tyres of parked cars. The ceremony marked the end of a week of celebrations surrounding the reinternment of Richard's skelteton in its new resting place. And naturally our Mystery Worshipper was there! Read how he suffered a BBC reporter blocking his view whilst swigging from a water bottle, and how he belted out the one hymn he recognised from his Noncomformist upbringing.

> Roses & peregrine falcons: Reveal of the Tomb of Richard III

Recent reports

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> Politics and dancing at Down Cathedral, Downpatrick, UK
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> Pink scapular, cool dude at First UMC, Phoenix, USA
> Friendly but plain: Christ Church Anglican, Columbus, USA
> Smoke and rabbits at St Faith's Great Crosby, Liverpool, UK
> No kissing, please: St Augustine, Phoenix, USA

> Good shortbread, poor welcome: St Gobhan, Portadown, UK
> Harmony & wet shoes: Malasitapu Presby, Freshwota, Vanuatu
> Child tickled at St Paul's, San Miguel de Allende, Mexico
> Beautiful! Cathedral Basilica of St Louis, USA
> Bishop Suffragan of Burnley consecrated: York Minster, UK

> Hell on earth: Grace Family Church, Aigburth, UK
> Traditional worship, poor coffee: St John's, Detroit, USA
> Pipework amuses at The Dock, Belfast, N Ireland
> A little gem: St Paul the Apostle, Croxteth, UK
> Warm fuzzies at St Mary the Virgin, Hamilton, Canada

Editor's choice

> Roses & peregrine falcons: Reveal of the Tomb of Richard III
> Pure spiritual delight: St Patrick's, Saul, County Down, UK
> Politics and dancing at Down Cathedral, Downpatrick, UK
> Bishop Suffragan of Burnley consecrated: York Minster, UK
> St Lucy honoured at Gustaf Adolfs Kyrka, Liverpool, UK

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Christmas 2014
Christmas 2014
On Christmas Day 2014, our Mystery Worshippers ding-donged merrily their way to both of Liverpool's cathedrals as well as to churches in New Zealand, Arizona, Colorado and Texas. Read all about how the herald angels sang for them.

Love Jesus and his gospel
Our MW team attends the ordination to the priesthood, and previous to that the profession of final vows and ordination to the diaconate, of our Shipmate Hart and his fellow seminarian Patrick. Share in the joy of the day from our special vantage point.

camino pilgrimage
The Mystery Pilgrim
One of our most seasoned reporters makes the Camino pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela in Spain. Read here.
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