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| From righteous loofahs to a cardboard Pope... |
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| Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world. |
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| Click here for the 12 Days of Kitschmas homepage. |
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| 7th day... Cliffmas Calendar 2012 |
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A life-long smoking habit has reduced his voice to a gravelly drawl. His fingers are gnarled and bent, his complexion pale and dried out. Busted regularly, a life of drug abuse is evident in every slurred interview. Quite why he knots his hair in strange beads baffles and bemuses. But when it comes to selling calendars, he is without peer. Congratulations, Keith. One day maybe Cliff will be as marketable.
Only £3.99 – buy yours here!
The 12 Days of Kitschmas |
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