While you're here do check out the wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   O come all ye faithless! Unplug the Christmas lights, cut the mall muzak, sack the elves from Santa's grotto, and send those carol singers packing! Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 "survival of the fittest" gifts for atheists. You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!     1. Festivus Pole   2. Nietzsche Finger Puppet   3. Atheist Baby Shoes     4. Nothing   5. Virtue Doll   6. Non-existent Santa iPad cover     7. Ich Bin Atheist Shoes   8. Dick Dawkins T-shirt   9. Dear Mary Mug     10. Evolution Stocking   11. Science v Religion Mousemat   12. Secular Wrap   Ship of Fools has run the 12 Days of Kitschmas for several centuries It's our bi-annual list of the 12 religious gifts that are so tacky they make the Baby Jesus cry – as sourced by shipmates around the world. This year we're ringing the changes and going for the 12 Days of Zilchmas instead. But you can still visit Kitschmas 2011.