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the 12 days of kitschmas
From righteous loofahs to a cardboard Pope...
Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world.
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10th day... Crucifix cookie cutter
crucifix cookie cutter
It was surely the most poignant of Jesus' utterings at the Last Supper: "Take, eat, this is my body..." Yet, on offer at most eucharists is a small cube of dull, dry bread or hermetically-sealed wafer, totally lacking in graphic drama. Thanks to the crucifix cookie cutter, all that has changed. Now we get the full unit. No messing. No arguments. This is my body. Watch the kids queue up to take their first communion!

Only €11.95 – buy here!

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11th day... Dick Dawkins earrings
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