From righteous loofahs to a cardboard Pope... Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world. Click here for the 12 Days of Kitschmas homepage.     2nd day... Martin Loofah King He once cleansed the USA of racial prejudice, bigotry and injustice. And now he is taking on another mighty task – scouring your buttocks while your shower "flows down like a mighty stream". This exfoliating mitten comes complete with a pisspoor word-play on the back. Coming soon: The "Desmond" Tutu for ballerinas. Only £8 – buy yours here! Thanks be unto la vie en rouge for spotting this inspirational gift The 12 Days of Kitschmas   3rd day... Pope Vicky Ship of Fools mugs! Order Ship of Fools mugs... five inspired designs. Click here.