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| From Calvinist chocolates to rubber ducks... |
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| Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world. See days 2 to 4 to find out how kitschmas can help you get through the financial crisis! |
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| Click here for the 12 Days of Kitschmas homepage. |
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| 1st day... Military Santa |
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Eight feet tall and full of gas, military Santa gets to the emotional heart of Christmas with his universal message of peace and goodwill to all men everywhere (except those friggin' insurgents). Which is why he's our Kitschmas Number One this year.
You can trust GI Nick! He knows whether you've been good or bad, patriot or surrender monkey. If you've been good there'll be presents coming down your chimney. If you haven't – festively-wrapped smart bombs.
You'd better be good for goodness' sake.
Military Santa sells for a seasonal $79.95. Buy him here!
The 12 Days of Kitschmas |
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