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| From Calvinist chocolates to rubber ducks... |
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| Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world. See days 2 to 4 to find out how kitschmas can help you get through the financial crisis! |
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| Click here for the 12 Days of Kitschmas homepage. |
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| 2nd day... Jesus piggy bank |
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This inspirational piggy bank, depicting a little-known episode from the Gospels, shows Jesus sensibly agreeing that Mammon isn't such a bad thing after all. "Um, you can serve God and Mammon," he seems to be saying. And meanwhile, his doleful, guilt-inducing eyes gaze up at you, imploring you to drop your spare change between his outstretched arms.
Sadly, though, the Jesus piggy bank isn't long for this world of economic woe. These are tough economic times, after all, and Presidents and Prime Ministers alike agree that we need to get out and start shopping. That nice Mr Gordon Brown, for instance, has helpfully shown us that the only way out of debt is to get further into it. Thanks, Gordon!
That's why Jesus looks a bit fed up. He knows it won't be long before you reverently smash him to bits with a hammer, grab the pennies you've hoarded and go forth to save capitalism.
Get your Jesus piggy bank here, for a thrifty $14.95.
The 12 Days of Kitschmas |
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