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            | Find out how to reproduce this report in your church magazine or website. |  |  | 1031: Our Lady and St Joseph, Dalston, Hackney, London 
 
  
 Mystery Worshipper: Tirzah.
 The church: Our Lady and St Joseph, Dalston, Hackney, London.
 Denomination: Roman Catholic.
 The building: Modern, low rise brick building. Inside, the sanctuary 
   is white with stations of the cross along the walls. The ceiling in the 
   main part of the sanctuary is blue but it's pink above the altar. Centred 
   behind the altar beneath a huge cross is a large tabernacle covered with 
   a gold cloth (I thought at first it might be a birdcage..
 The church: Whilst the service I attended was not very racially mixed, 
   I'd say the church community as a whole is pretty representative of the 
   diversity of the area. There's a strong Irish connection ' Irish newspapers 
   are available in the foyer alongside the Catholic ones.
 The neighbourhood: Dalston, like much of East London, has always 
   been home to immigrants. It was once predominantly a Jewish area but now 
   is home to large Caribbean and West African populations, as well as Turkish, 
   Polish and Vietnamese. The church sits next door to an almshouse.
 The cast: It wasn't clear, but I believe the Rev. John Hai Pham, 
  assistant priest, took this service.
 
 What was the name of the service?
 Mass, 7.00pm (Saturday evening)
 
 How full was the building?
 About 40 people ' maybe a sixth full.
 
 Did anyone welcome you personally?
 No, there was no one there to do that or to hand out service sheets, hymn 
   books, etc. I noticed the people before me picking up a piece of paper from 
   a tray by the door to the sanctuary, so I did the same.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 Yes, plain long pew, modern in style with hollow back. Long kneeler folded down. No cushions.
 
 How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
 Pretty quiet. A few people were chatting unobtrusively. A few were on their 
   knees praying. It might be fanciful, but it felt like people were popping 
   into the service as part of their day. Nice.
 
 What were the exact opening words of the
service?
 "Sing to the Lord a new song."
 
 What books did the congregation use during the
service?
 Well, there was a service sheet, but all it had on it were the readings 
   and the notices. No books were given out at the entrance and most people 
   just seemed to know all the words to the various prayers, responses, etc. 
   Having had an Anglican/Methodist upbringing I could muddle my way through, 
   but the words were slightly different so I never really got the hang of 
   what was going on. Afterwards I discovered that on a shelf at the entrance 
   there were books entitled Missal.. Presumably these might have been helpful.
 
 What musical instruments were played?
 None ' there were no hymns. The priest did chant a few lines of the liturgy.
 
 Did anything distract you?
 I'm easily distracted. There was a small child in my pew who was running 
   up and down, climbing on the seat, climbing over the pew into the pew in 
   front. Also, the congregation weren't in time with each other or with the 
   priest as they said the responses.
 
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
 Fairly formal in style. There were bells rung at certain points. The priest 
   was vested in white and gold. No one was dancing in the aisles, but there 
   was a relaxed, comfortable feeling.
 
 
   
 Exactly how long was the sermon?
 8 minutes.
 
 On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
 4  Father Pham is obviously not a native English speaker and spoke 
   with a heavy accent in a very slow monotone which made the sermon a little 
   hard to follow. However, his slow, chant-like diction was very effective 
   during the eucharistic prayer.
 
 In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
 It's when we're afraid that we need our faith the most that, paradoxically, 
   it's often hardest to have faith. Faith equals trust in God. Jesus assures 
   us that we need not be afraid. He is always there.
 
 Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
 The inside of the church is sparse, clean and beautiful. Just sitting there 
   was heavenly.
 
 And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
 The fact that the congregation's responses were all out of time with each 
   other and with the priest. Oh, and in the creed we said that Jesus came 
   "for us men and for our salvation." Er, what about us women, then?
 
 If intercessory prayers were said, what issues were raised?
 For the new Pope, for the poor, for justice and equality, for the general 
   elections, for the sick of the parish, for the dead and, interestingly, 
   for the different political factions under the Pope.
 
 What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
 People disappeared withing about two minutes. I moved slowly from the pew 
   to the lobby and stood there looking vaguely lost, but no one stopped their 
   rush to the exit. Father Pham did shake my hand, though. Finally I had to 
   leave, as someone was closing up the doors.
 
 How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
 There was none on offer.
 
 How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
 2  But if I were Catholic then 8. Despite the lack of attention paid 
   to visitors, I think if you made the effort to introduce yourself it would 
   be a really good community. However, I'm not Catholic and therefore wouldn't 
   be welcome to receive communion, and the good points of this one church 
   are not enough to convince me to cross the Tiber.
 
 Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
 Yes, I felt very connected with the worldwide church, present, past and future.
 
 What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
 How much the tabernacle resembled a birdcage, and how, when it was opened, 
   the ciborium also resembed a miniature birdcage.
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