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                | 1815: The Ballroom, 
                  Cruise Ship Saga Ruby, Baltic Sea |  
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                |  Photo by MattiPaavola
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                | Mystery 
                  Worshipper: Fluffy Bunny. The church: 
                  The Ballroom, Cruise Ship Saga 
                  Ruby, on the Baltic Sea somewhere between Germany and 
                  Sweden.
 Denomination: 
                  Non-denominational.
 The building: 
                  The Saga Ruby was built in 1973 for the Norwegian American 
                  Line and was originally named the Vistafjord. Later 
                  she was acquired by Cunard and sailed under the name Caronia. 
                  She was bought by Saga in 2005, was refurbished, and renamed 
                  yet again. The ship has a traditional look about her but does 
                  not show her age in the least. The ballroom is the largest public 
                  room (I think) on the veranda deck. The room features a raised 
                  central ceiling that gives a sense of grand scale. There are 
                  retro-futuristic chandeliers and fancy lighting as would befit 
                  a ballroom, including a mirror ball over the dance floor. The 
                  side walls are glazed, affording a splendid view. At one end 
                  of the room is an elevated stage. For the service a simple wooden 
                  cross was in evidence in front of the band.
 The church: 
                  The Saga Group was founded in the early 1950s as a tour company 
                  catering to travellers aged 60 and older. In 1995 they dropped 
                  the qualifying age to 50. Persons younger than that can go as 
                  caregivers, but no one under 40 is allowed. Cruises are marketed 
                  primary to residents of Great Britain, but the company have 
                  also begun recently to solicit North American passengers. The 
                  Saga Group also offer other services to seniors, such as magazines 
                  and a radio station geared toward mature audiences.
 The neighbourhood: 
                  Not at all the usual surroundings for a church service (particularly 
                  the mirror ball), but the expanse of sea all around us as viewed 
                  through the glazed walls was most inspiring.
 The cast: 
                  Officiating was Captain Philip Rentell. The captain was assisted 
                  by a choir made up of members of the Filipino crew.
 The date & time: 
                  Sunday, 6 September 2009, 10.00am
 
 What was the name of the service?
 Worship with the Master Captain Philip Rentell.
 
 How full was the building?
 Almost full. I arrived just before the service started and had 
                  to find a seat near the back, as there were very few seats left.
 
 Did anyone welcome you personally?
 I was welcomed by one of the entertainment team and given a 
                  hymn book and service sheet.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 Extremely so. A soft and luxurious chair which spun – I was 
                  originally sitting with my back to the stage but was able to 
                  spin around and face forward. We spent most of the service seated 
                  and stood for the hymns. It was by far the most comfortable 
                  seat for any service I have attended EVER!
 
 How would you describe 
                  the pre-service atmosphere?
 Lots of chatting and, I think, some excited anticipation over 
                  the Filipino choir.
 
 What were the exact opening words of the
service?
 "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I am the voice." (The captain 
                  was referring to his twice-daily announcements over the public 
                  address system.)
 
 What books did the congregation use during the
service?
 Hymns Old and New and a service sheet.
 
 What musical instruments were played?
 Piano, bass guitar and drum.
 
 Did anything distract you?
 The ship was swaying a bit (and not in time to the music!).
 
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
 Very relaxed. Not a communion service, but reminiscent of morning 
                  prayer with hymns. The captain introduced the choir, who sang 
                  a number of hymns and worship songs and then left to get on 
                  with their work. The captain has a lovely clear speaking voice 
                  and his sense of humour was very apparent. He is a veteran seaman, 
                  having been at sea for over 30 years. He told a rather funny 
                  story that had a religious theme to it.
 
 Exactly how long was the sermon?
 There was no sermon.
 
 Which part of the service 
                  was like being in heaven?
 The huge joy in the singing of the choir. They sang mostly in 
                  unison, but what they lacked in technical skill, they more than 
                  made up for with the sheer joy that radiated from every one 
                  of them, and in particular their conductor.
 
 And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
 The swaying of the ship. I am not a good sailor and use Scopoderm 
                  patches to avoid seasickness. But one common side effect is 
                  blurred vision, so I had some trouble focusing on objects close 
                  to me. Reading was a bit of a trial as well.
 
 What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
 Most of us retired to the lido deck for a nice cup of tea, or 
                  coffee, or hot chocolate, or anything from the extensive range 
                  of hot beverages, along with a muffin or danish pastry.
 
 How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
 Excellent, but I don't think it was fair trade. You could have 
                  a cup and saucer or a large pottery mug.
 
 How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
 1  Unless I was incredibly rich and able to spend all 
                  year on ocean cruises, this could never be my regular church. 
                  Also, I would miss the eucharist. I didn't ask, but I wonder 
                  if a priest happened to be travelling, would the company let 
                  him celebrate the eucharist?
 
 Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
 The enthusiasm of the choir definitely filled me with Christian 
                  spirit.
 
 What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
 The Filipino choir.
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