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1749: The Fourth Plinth, Trafalgar Square, London
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Photo: Alan Stanton
Mystery Worshipper: Leo.
The church: The Fourth Plinth, Trafalgar Square, London.
Denomination: The Fourth Plinth is a public space, but the event reported on was conducted by clergy of the Methodist Church of Great Britain.
The building: Trafalgar Square was designed and built in the early 19th century to include a plinth, or pedestal base, at each corner. Three of these hold statues; the fourth was intended to hold an equestrian figure of William IV but remained empty when money ran out. Later, when funds again became available, no one could agree on which monarch or military hero should be commemorated there. Over the years, the Fourth Plinth has hosted a variety of temporarily placed art works, publicity stunts, and other displays of expression. Most recently, sculptor Antony Gormley has begun a project which he calls One and Other, asking the people of the United Kingdom to occupy the plinth continually without a break for 100 days. Gormley picked a group of people from more than 28,000 applicants who, one at a time, will make the plinth their own between 6 July and 14 October 2009. Previous occupants of this "pulpit" have included dancers, musicians, a "balloon lady", an art student in a panda outfit who threw paper aeroplanes on which he had written his phone number and then answered the resulting calls, someone who threw chocolates to the crowd, and various people promoting charities. The occupant staging the event which is the subject of this report is the Revd Ken Chalmers, a Methodist minister from Castle Carey in Somerset.
The church: Apart from some supporters from Chalmers' church back home and a few of his former student peers from theological college, this was a community of high-powered business people who do not know each other but probably pass each other by every day as they walk to and from work.
The neighbourhood: Trafalgar Square is in the heart of London's West End. It regularly hosts a variety of events and activities throughout the year, including rallies, demonstrations, film shoots, and performance based events. The immediate area is rich in attractions: Nelson's Column, protected by its four bronze lions, celebrating victory at the Battle of Trafalgar; possibly the smallest police box ever built; The National Portrait Gallery; St Martin-in-the-Fields Church; Canada House; South Africa House; the Institute of Contemporary Art; and The English National Opera.
The cast: The Revd Ken Chalmers stood on top of the plinth, preaching and leading prayers. The Revd Martin Turner, superintendent of the Westminster District, led the eucharistic prayer at ground level.
The date & time: Tuesday, 28 July 2009, 9.00am.

What was the name of the service?
Nine o'clock on the Plinth.

How full was the building?
At the beginning, I counted 14 people, but the crowd swelled to 54 at one point. However, I discovered later that 250 people, many passing through the square but not staying long, received holy communion.

Did anyone welcome you personally?
No, because I was watching it at home on my computer screen.

Was your pew comfortable?
No. My computer chair gives me a bad back and I must invest in a new one.

How would you describe the pre-service atmosphere?
Tense, because there was a leaking pipe in my bathroom, so the water was turned off while I was waiting for a plumber (who never turned up)!

What were the exact opening words of the service?
"Thank you. That's fine. See you in an hour." addressed by the Revd Chalmers to the man operating the yellow crane by which Chalmers had arrived. Then: "David, have we got the volume of the PA down?" And finally: "Good morning. Welcome to nine o'clock
on the Fourth Plinth."

What books did the congregation use during the service?
Three different service sheets: one for each 20 minute segment of the service, coloured red, blue and beige respectively.

What musical instruments were played?
None. The congregation sang Taizé chants unaccompanied.

Did anything distract you?
Yes: the noise from buses going past the square, the sound of the nearby waterfall, which made me feel that I needed the toilet (which will not flush until the plumber has been), plus my anxiety at the non-arrival of my plumber.

Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or what?
Informal, evangelistic without being evangelical. Just a little clapping during "Give me oil in my lamp". The atmosphere reminded me of John Wesley's outdoor preaching, or a Billy Graham rally, but with less emotion.

Exactly how long was the sermon?
6 minutes – 3 short sermons of approximately 2 minutes each.

On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
8 – It must be very nerve-racking to be on public display and exposed to any heckling that might happen (though it didn't), but the preacher relaxed as time went on and he wasn't using any notes.

In a nutshell, what was the sermon about?
Meals. Some African Christians shared a meal with the preacher. He knew they would have to go hungry the next day, but did not want to risk offending them. Jesus' hospitality is generous; there were 12 baskets of leftovers after the 5,000 were fed. Jesus was so generous that he even gave food to Judas at the Last Supper. Food is better shared, even if it's only beans on toast, than eaten alone at a restaurant when away from home on business. Now that shared meals are less common, the Big Lunch project encourages people to share a meal. Meals and holy communion symbolise the quest for the reconciliation and wholeness of humankind.

Which part of the service was like being in heaven?
Hearing that all were welcome to receive communion, whether they loved Jesus or just wanted to love Jesus, whether they were seekers or without commitment. There is no need to give names. This is very much in the spirit of John Wesley, who believed communion to be "a converting ordinance."

And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
Reflecting that administering communion to all comers is against the rules of my own church and concern about swine flu! Everyone was welcome to drink from the chalice, but my church has now been issued with instructions only to offer communion in one kind until the pandemic has waned.

What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
Nothing, as I was on my own. However, I could see that complete strangers were very chatty at the plinth; quite a miracle in an anonymous city like London.

How would you describe the after-service coffee?
The stewards offered gift booklets to everyone with "messages of hope, grace and prayer" provided by the Methodist Church. I remembered my early teens when the local churches at my seaside did open-air services and I used to hand out tracts to passers-by. I suspect the more subtle form of evangelism I witnessed today is more appropriate to sophisticated Londoners. Meanwhile, I could not make any coffee because my water supply was turned off.

How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
8 – I am a great fan of fresh expressions of church, and this sort of innovative initiative would make me feel less guilty about not witnessing and less bored with conventional liturgy.

Did the service make you feel glad to be a Christian?
Yes. I am glad that we are the Body of Christ and that different members have such talents to use in the service of his kingdom (or republic).

What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
The invitation to communion: "None of us is good enough. Judas the betrayer was a guest, too, so don't think Jesus won't accept you."
 
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