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1406: St Mary's Denham, Buckinghamshire, England
Mystery Worshipper: Wandering Star.
The church: St Mary's, Denham, Uxbridge, Buckinghamshire, England.
Denomination: Church of England.
The building: A traditional stone building with a wide, squat, crenelated
tower, possibly Norman, over the entrance. The rest of the church dates
mostly from the 15th century. The interior was beautifully dressed with
fresh flowers for Easter Sunday. A marble baptismal font, large painting
of the Last Judgment over the south door, organ pipes, pillars (which I
gladly relegated to the "other place" see below), stained
glass windows, wall plaques and dedications to past faithful members and
benefactors all appear well cared for. Clearly a much loved building.
The church: They sponsor a wide variety of activities for youth as
well as adults. It seems as though there is something for everyone, every
day of the week. In addition to Bible study groups, bell ringers and choir,
they sponsor a monthly "London run" to deliver food, clothing
and blankets to London's needy. They also hold "age concern" bus
trips to the Tesco supermarket. Some entrepreneurial church members are
organising vestry teas for summer Sunday afternoons.
The neighbourhood: Denham is a quaint, picturesque village lying
just off the A412 Uxbridge to Watford Road. The M25 and M40 are also in
close proximity, and it seemed strange to find such a green oasis adjacent
to such busy thoroughfares. Films were once made in Denham, and the beloved
English actor Sir John Mills lived here until his death in 2005 at age 97,
as memorialised by a plaque on one of the pretty village houses. The front
gates of St Mary's open into Village Road, but the gates at the back of
the church are at the end of a long, tree lined avenue stretching through
Buckinghamshire Golf Course into Denham Country Park.
The cast: The Rev. Adrian Hirst, rector, led the service. He was
assisted by Joyce Tearall, lay minister; Joyce Turner and John Way, readers;
and Carole Wadlow, intercessor.
The date & time: Easter Sunday, 8 April 2007, 10.30am.
What was the name of the service?
Sung Communion.
How full was the building?
The main body of the church was full and the side aisles were almost full.
Did anyone welcome you personally?
A smile and handshake with the service paperwork, and a nod from the person
I sat next to. It was the last place in the pew, so everyone had to move
up a little. This prompted some smiling and greeting.
Was your pew comfortable?
The pew was comfortable – long narrow cushion and kneelers.
How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
Those who wanted quiet chose a less populated area to sit in. Others were
seated where I supposed they usually sat, sharing conversation across the
pews, discussing the flower rota, etc.
What were the exact opening words of the
service?
"Good morning. Please turn to our opening hymn."
What books did the congregation use during the
service?
We were handed a service sheet when we arrived, along with something entitled
Parousia. The New King James version of the Bible was in the pew
along with the New English Hymnal. Included in our paperwork was
a photocopy of the words and music for one of our contemporary congregational
hymns.
What musical instruments were played?
Excellent pipe organ, as well as piano and trumpet.
Did anything distract you?
As the congregation gathered to receive communion, I realised that at some
point soon I would have to use the bathroom. I quietly asked the person
next to me if there was a toilet in the church. My question had to make
its way, rather like Chinese whispers, along the pew, until someone said
I must ask a particular lady for the key. I took communion, found the keyholder
and then the bathroom, returned the key, and quietly slipped back into my
seat, whilst the remainder of the congregation received communion.
Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
All in all, I would describe the worship as fairly traditional, choir-led
worship, with a smattering of modern hymns. A soloist began the service
with a sweet Easter anthem. Many of the responses were sung, but to tunes
unfamiliar at least to me. (I understand that some of the choristers have
lamented that none of the canticles the choir knew and loved are part of
the service any longer.) As we took our communion, the choir sang three
anthems that the congregation could sing along with if they so chose. The
congregation struggled somewhat with the contemporary song for which we
were given the words and music on a sheet.
Exactly how long was the sermon?
17 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
6 I had read some of the rector's previous sermons. He spoke much
as I expected, and once he turned to the topic of Jesus rising to life,
he became decidedly animated.
In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
Revolutionaries come and go from age to age, drumming up support for this
cause or that. There were many such people before Jesus came on the scene.
But most of them vanished along with their causes, and that was that. But
Jesus rose from the dead after the darkness of Good Friday. He rose
again!
Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
I would have to say that hearing the trumpet added a heraldic touch of triumph
to the day.
And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
I was seated behind a pillar, so I wonder if I missed seeing what was going on in heaven?
What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
Someone offered me an Easter egg. It seemed as though there were a lot of
people in church who wouldn't normally be there. I felt that the regulars
were keeping a special eye out for "prodigals."
How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
There were coffee and tea on offer but I didn't stay.
How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
2 The service was too traditional for my liking. It (as well as the
church, I suspect) appeared rather set in concrete. I'm not really impressed
by a robed choir, nor do I appreciate sung responses that are unknown by
many in the congregation. I feel a service of worship should be full of
opportunities to participate. After all, this was the main service for Easter
Sunday! The same song that the congregation struggled with, we sang in another
church a few weeks later, and it soared!
Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
Of course. It was Easter Sunday, after all!
What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
That we didn't sing the quintessential Easter hymn "Thine be the Glory."
Had we done so, I could have floated home!
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