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the 12 days of kitschmas
From Calvinist chocolates to rubber ducks...
Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world. See days 2 to 4 to find out how kitschmas can help you get through the financial crisis!
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4th day... Credit card rosary
credit card rosary
To see the blessed paps of the Madonna nestling between your Amex Platinum and Capital One Classic may seem a little incongruous – but the mother who "kept all these words and stored them in her heart", likes nothing more than to lurk lovingly in your breast pocket, watching over things financial.

Yes, rosaries are going high tech. Out goes the traditional (but unruly) string of beads. In comes the card with embossed points, accepted by all major Catholic churches round the world. If you want to say the rosary in public without being noticed, you can just secretly finger the card instead. The perfect gift for those who’d rather look like a mad miser than a devout Catholic. Hail Mary!
 
The credit card rosary is yours for an abstemious $2.95.

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