The wondrous world of Jesus junk The 12 Days of Kitschmas are part of our Gadgets for God pages. Pay a visit there once you've indulged in the stylish and tasteful world of Kitschmas.     Turn on the Xmas lights, cue the mall muzak, release the elves into Santa's grotto, stick Cliff's "Mistletoe and Wine" on endless repeat, and welcome to Kitschmas 2008. Below is our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world. See days 2 to 4 to find out how kitschmas can help you get through the financial crisis!     1. Military Santa   2. Jesus piggy bank   3. Joseph home selling kit     4. Credit card rosary   5. Mormon beefcake calendar   6. Papal caganer     7. John Calvin chocolates   8. Holiday Barbie   9. Say-a-blessing!     10. Jesus shaves mug   11. Archbishop baubles   12. Nativity rubber ducks     Ship of Fools mugs! Order Ship of Fools mugs... five inspired designs. Click here. Spotted an item which you think could have made the cut in this year's 12 Days of Kitschmas? Let us know about it!