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The 12 Days of Kitschmas
11: Mood Cross

Nothing could be more natural for the devoted disciple than wearing the apparatus of Jesus’s execution on their cleavage, but the Mood Cross is special. It looks like a plain Protestant-type cross, but it's deceptively Roman. Touch it and – ooh! – there’s Jesus in his guise as Ready Brek Lord. Let go and he’s gone. Isn't that so like Him?

Ready Brek Lord is conjured up by body heat, so you’ll have to undo a couple of buttons, ladies, and display your roodwear against bare flesh to let the light of His love shine forth. Amen, thank you Jesus.

In 24k electroplated gold! Click here to order!

Thanks to Lyda Rose for finding this gadget.

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