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	10: Wait Wear
	Teens just love Wait Wear. Once they've decided they want to save themselves for marriage, they buy some suitably chaste undies from Wait Wear which proudly proclaim: "No Vow No Sex", or "I'm Saving It!" or "Traffic Control: Wait for Marriage". Then, when their boyfriend or girlfriend asks why they're all reluctant, they simply unzip their jeans and let their underwear do the talking. Or is there a flaw here somewhere? Alongside its regular offerings of t-shirts and hoodies, Wait Wear is now selling "Chaste Couture" hot shorts (in black spandex) and a thong that "looks, feels and fits like no other" (see below). So, no total and utter contradiction of their central message there, then. May we humbly suggest a new slogan for Wait Wear's passion-killing panties? "If You're Reading This, I've Changed My Mind About That Abstinence Thing." Click here to order!
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