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	6: iBelieve Lanyard
	Isn’t it about time your brash, new iPod Shuffle was born again? And what better time of year than Christmas to do it? It’s so simple. Remove your existing unbelieving Shuffle cap and snap in place the t-shaped iBelieve cap. Lo! Your gadget is instantly transformed into a giant, white cross. This will make you an instant target for muggers, of course, but you’ll be able to witness to them, too, as they rip the Shuffle from your neck. Sanctify that Shuffle for just $12.95! Ideal for discreetly listening to Black Sabbath during Evensong. Click here to order! Thanks to Simon Grimes for finding this gadget.
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