The BVM (Blessed Virgin Mary) meets the BHM (Bobblehead Mary) in one of this year's Most Highly Favoured Kitschmas gifts. Immaculately styled and standing a queenly 8 inches tall, Bobblehead Mary is ready to give her approving nod to all aspects of the Christmas story.

"Yes, be it unto me according to your word," she nods.

"Yes, I am a virgin, and, the Catholic Church willing, always will be."

"Yes, this is a teatowel I'm wearing on my head."

Bobblehead Mary is a good deal paler than her Son, last year's Kitschmas No.1, Bobblehead Jesus. "He has a slightly darker complexion as he spends his days fishing and preaching on hillsides," explains the manufacturer. Bobblehead Mary can be hailed for just $18.95 – click here!