Hmm. I wonder what major motion picture this product could be piggybacking? Groan of the year goes to the Christian Publicity Organisation of Worthing, UK, for this 100-piece puzzle, guaranteed to make the heart of any child plummet on Christmas morning.

Junior: "Oh, wow! Lord of the Rings! Thanks, mum and dad!"

Parent: "No, son. It's Lord of the Kings. That'll teach you for not going to Sunday School every Sunday this year."

"See the big picture this Christmas," it says on the box. Only £3.50.