We've seen it all this year... Elton John (sorry Jeffrey John) almost enthroned as the UK's Bishop of Reading, but prevented by some decidely late rearguard action in Lambeth Palace. Step forward the not-to-be-dissuaded Gene Robinson from New Hampshire, USA, who became the Anglican communion's first openly-gay bishop.

And now, affirmingly, the Son of God himself goes JC/DC, taking his rightful place at the top of the Christmas tree. Available from Christian Dollar for just $19.95, the Jesus Tree Topper "lights up when plugged in and has nail prints in (both) hands."

So, with "Camp up your Christmas" by Four Poofs and a Piano vying for the number one spot in this year's UK music charts, it is with a blessed sense of wonder and awe that we celebrate our own chart topper. All together:

"I'm the Saviour at the top of the Christmas tree..." Click here to buy!