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119: Pet baptizing kit |
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And you thought "repent and be baptized" was only for humans. Not so, according
to Father Andrew, who recently hawked ready-made pet-baptizing kits on
eBay. Here was a chance to get absolution from on high for Nero for biting
the postman and Cuddles for wetting on your drapes. Predicated on the
assumption that theology isn't all that important, the kit came with holy
water, a baptismal certificate, a prayer (of St Francis, natch) and instructions
for a baptismal ceremony that will "enrich the lives of both you and your
pet".
Well. Now you know why they always stare forlornly at you when you're
getting ready for church... it's nothing to do with wanting to be fed,
they've been agonizing over their lost souls. Each kit was hand-packed
and blessed by Father Andrew himself.
1000 blessings on Jim Spencer for caring enough to share this gadget. |
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Gadgets for Papa Ratzi |
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Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets. |
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