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206: Happy holidays Barbie
happy holidays barbie
If you prefer Christmas with all the Christmas taken out, you'll just adore Happy Holidays Barbie. She's the doll for your non-specific, non-judgmental, totally inclusive midwinter festival, the season with no reason.

Self-effacing nativity Virgin Marys worldwide will need to up their game – especially as, for the first time, Barbie has "rooted lashes". Better still, she's seen off another downbeat festive bore – Scrooge. Her first holiday movie, "Barbie in a Christmas Carol", is "filled with fabulous fashions and lots of laughs!" Er, just like in Dickens' original story, then. In the movie, Barbie plays Eden Starling™, "a glamorous singing diva taken on a fantastical holiday journey that will open her heart to the spirit of the season and the joy of giving."

The vulnerable Christ child, flea-ridden shepherds, Tiny Tim, humbug Scrooge... they're all distant history. Yes, it's time to celebrate with the blessed, busy-being-fabulous Happy Holidays Barbie – just $44.99 from here.

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