The wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   206: Happy holidays Barbie If you prefer Christmas with all the Christmas taken out, you'll just adore Happy Holidays Barbie. She's the doll for your non-specific, non-judgmental, totally inclusive midwinter festival, the season with no reason. Self-effacing nativity Virgin Marys worldwide will need to up their game – especially as, for the first time, Barbie has "rooted lashes". Better still, she's seen off another downbeat festive bore – Scrooge. Her first holiday movie, "Barbie in a Christmas Carol", is "filled with fabulous fashions and lots of laughs!" Er, just like in Dickens' original story, then. In the movie, Barbie plays Eden Starling™, "a glamorous singing diva taken on a fantastical holiday journey that will open her heart to the spirit of the season and the joy of giving." The vulnerable Christ child, flea-ridden shepherds, Tiny Tim, humbug Scrooge... they're all distant history. Yes, it's time to celebrate with the blessed, busy-being-fabulous Happy Holidays Barbie – just $44.99 from here. The 12 Days of Kitschmas   Gadgets for Papa Ratzi Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets.