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199: Military Santa
Eight feet tall and full of gas, military Santa gets to the emotional heart of Christmas with his universal message of peace and goodwill to all men everywhere (except those friggin' insurgents). Which is why he's our Kitschmas Number One this year.
You can trust GI Nick! He knows whether you've been good or bad, patriot or surrender monkey. If you've been good there'll be presents coming down your chimney. If you haven't – festively-wrapped smart bombs.
You'd better be good for goodness' sake.
Military Santa sells for a seasonal $79.95. Buy him here!

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