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203: Mormon beefcake calendar
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Mmm... Mormon missionaries. Those lads not only make religious guff uncannily plausible, but they are, let's face it, total studs, beneath those dark suits. So here's your chance to appreciate them a little more intimately, as they bare testimony in the Men on a Mission 2009 topless calendar. It has "created interfaith dialogue", the makers say, though how far beyond the "Hey, big boy" level, we're not told.

The man behind the mission, Chad Hardy, has been excommunicated and denied graduation from Brigham Young University, Utah. We're glad to report, though, that being persecuted for what is clearly the work of the Lord has not stopped Mr Hardy. He's simply found 12 more hot'n'holy hunks to knock knock on the door of your wildest, polygamous dreams.

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