click here for gadget for god  
about the ship sign up for our newsletter
community the mystery worshipper gadgets for god caption competition foolishness features ship stuff
gadgets home new gadgets spotted a gadget
gadgets for god
The wondrous world of holy hardware
Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry.
Click for more Gadgets...
Food and drink
Home and garden
Toys, pets, games
123: Heavenly images
Snapshots of your nearest and dearest (departed or living), Photoshopped for eternity with Beard Almighty! Look... it's no use shaking your head in disbelief. You're just kicking yourself for not getting there first. "Feel the peace and joy," intones Heavenly Images. "We create custom pictures of your loved ones in 'heaven'! Touch someone's heart..."

At the same time, of course, heavenlyimages will touch your wallet. Ordering Jesus and One Loved One (8"x10", color glossy) will lift $25 (plus $3 shipping) from that much-depended-on legacy. But let's not be too grave. You could always have BA watching over your wedding day or popping up, top left, in all your holiday snaps – though, it has to be said, that preoccupied, glazed stare could become a tad tiresome on a 36-roll of you on your beach holiday.

Thanks for being an angel and tipping us off about Heavenly Images, Peter Meadows. Consider yourself promoted to glory.

Click here to order.
special gadgets
picnic with the pontiff
Gadgets for Papa Ratzi
Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets.
follow ship of fools on twitter
buy your ship of fools postcards
      ship of fools