The wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   42: No preaching door plaque Your doorbell rings. You open the door to find a man and woman standing there, him with a briefcase, her with several magazines, both of them with well-rehearsed smiles. You know them at a glance: they are the door-to-door disciples. Fifteen minutes of boredom beckons... An end to this suburban misery is now in sight, thanks to Ring of Fire's "No Preaching Please" door plaque. This 5-inch plastic symbol, with easy-to-stick adhesive strips, says no to Bible brandishing zealots in language that even they can understand. "Put this near your front door and watch them scurry away," says the sales blurb. "Who knows, it may even help prevent dogma attacks!" A bargain at just $6.00.     Gadgets for Papa Ratzi Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets.