The wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   95: Bible Bar Personally, I need no biblical command to make me get stuck into a sweet snack, but for those who can't even fart unless the Bible tells them so, here's the Bible Bar, containing seven ingredients authorised by the Book of Deuteronomy, no less. And here are those kosher ingredients: "For the Lord your God is bringing you into a good land, a land of wheat and barley, of vines and fig trees and pomegranates, a land of olive oil and honey" (Deuteronomy 8:7-8). Logia Foods of the Bible, the makers of the Bible Bar, tediously explain: "God obviously had some very important reasons for linking these seven foods to the Promised Land. Therefore, when you eat a Bible Bar you are consuming the seven foods that God called good and in a form that is easy, convenient, and delicious." Sample this sanctified snack here. The special 6-bar box is just $10.77! Blessings be upon Richard Bromley for reminding us of the Bible Bar.   Gadgets for Papa Ratzi Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets.