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159: Wait Wear |
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Teens everywhere just love Wait Wear. Once they've decided they want to save themselves for marriage, they buy some suitably chaste undies from Wait Wear which proudly proclaim: "No Vows No Sex", or "I'm Saving It!", or "Traffic Control: Wait for Marriage". Then, when their boyfriend or girlfriend asks why they're all reluctant, they can simply unzip their jeans and let their underwear do the talking.
Hang on... surely there's a flaw here somewhere?
"Whether you are a teen, young adult, single parent or born again virgin; Wait Wear will help serve as a reminder to the commitment you have made to remain celibate until marriage," says the company website. Wait Wear is currently rolling into US retail stores and news reports suggest the company will do more than $2 million in sales in 2005.
May we humbly suggest a new slogan for their passion-free panties? "If You're Reading This, I've Changed My Mind About That Abstinence Thing."
Click here to see for yourself. |
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Gadgets for Papa Ratzi |
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Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets. |
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