The story so far... You're currently on our features and projects pages, with material ranging from the satirical to the theological. For more features, click here.     Car crash carols VOTE FOR THE WORST! Below are six of the best (ok, worst) theologically modified carols. We asked our visitors to vote for the worst of them during Christmas 08. Here are the results. Total: 1312 votes And here are the carol changes       Carol:   Hark the Herald Angels Sing         Before:   Glory to the newborn king         After:   Glory to the Christ child, bring         Carol:   O Come All Ye Faithful         Before:   O come let us adore him         After:   O come in adoration         Carol:   Once in Royal David's City         Before:   When like stars his children crowned             All in white shall wait around         After:   Where his children gather round             Bright like stars, with glory crowned         Carol:   Brightest and Best         Before:   Brightest and best of the sons of the morning         After:   Brightest and best of the stars of the morning         Carol:   Joy to the World         Before:   Joy to the world, the Lord is come             Let earth receive her King         After:   Joy to the world, for peace shall come             Let this be our refrain!         Carol:   God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen         Before:   This day is born a Saviour             Of a pure Virgin bright         After:   To you is born a Saviour             In David's town tonight