Jesus Doll™

Who's gonna tell Barbie to 'go and sin no more'? Who's gonna
say to Ken, 'Leave your ski gear, and come, follow me'? The Jesus Doll ™,
that's who! Standing a full 25 inches tall, this cuddly icon, made in Ohio,
is the latest new tool for Christian ministry. If your aged aunt is sick in
hospital, or your husband's going on a long business trip, give them the
Jesus Doll™. It not only bears an uncanny resemblance to our Lord,
but also behaves just like him: 'It is incredibly huggable,' says the
manufacturer. 'And it gives and takes loving, meaningful hugs
whenever they are needed!'

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