Repent! Wristwatch

Our Mormon brethren are, as ever, leading the way with this
tastefully designed item of youth wristwear. Produced by Latter-Day
Specialities, the 'Repent: Tough on Sins' timepiece serves as a constant
reminder of an oft-neglected biblical truth: that whatever time it is,
it is always time to repent. This point is reinforced by the fact that
the watch… er… appears to have no hands. Only $38,
available in screamingly large size only.

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