Holy Wine for ‘Dry’ Churches

The perfect gift for clergypersons who drive from one
service to another on Sundays and who are obliged – by Church
Law, no less – to drain the chalice at each service. This new,
fruity, non-alcoholic bouquet prevents the hapless cleric from
reaching each service BOA (bladdered on arrival), while
retaining a flavour close to the real thing.

However, we should warn you that this 'new wine' is
proving controversial. Apparently, four out of five Anglican
ministers can tell the difference – and a Campaign for Real
Communion Wine is, we're told, recruiting members fast.

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