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She'd traveled many a weary mile this lone pilgrim. She'd overcome many a trial and hardship to arrive here. Myriad "Sloughs of Desponds" and 'Worldly Wisemans" to finally arrive here at her "Celestial City," this magnificent altar of which she had heard so much for so long. With it's magnificent spires and inlaid gold and intricately crafted Cherubim, it had truly become her life's dream and goal to kneel at it's sacred altar and receive there the holy sacraments. But now....what's this...."Sorry We're CLOSED?! Hot tears sprang suddenly to her eyes and coursed their way down her flushed and mottled cheeks. Sharp grief and disappointment flooded her very soul. How could this be?! Suddenly from behind the altar leaped a sprightly old priest and with a benevolent yet mischievous gleam in his eye, shouted, April Fools!!!
Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Sun Apr 1 (11:09 GMT)

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